Pop out of the old sarcophagus, grab your Mummy and prepare to walk like an
Egyptian! This is no pyramid scheme, it's the
2006 Battery Alliance Member Conference! The
Luxor Resort Hotel and Casino Las Vegas will
be our host for your 2006 Member Conference.
Conference dates are April 27-29th, 2006. The
Luxor has extended to our attendees very favorable
room rates: Thursday April 27th-$139.00, Friday
and Saturday April 28th & 29th, 2006 - $159.00,
plus tax. Conference registration forms can
be printed from the links below and faxed back
to us at 901.853.3718. Mark your calendars and
make plans to attend!
Tutankhamen's Uncommon Travel Promotion
If old King Tut were still alive today he woould
have no problem crossing \the burning desert
sands to see the Great Pyramid known as the
Luxor. After all, he admired pyramids so much
he was practically dying to get into one! (Sorry).
To make it easy for you to traverse those burning
sands wer are pleased to announce Tutankhamen's
Uncommon Travel Promotion. The promotion will
run from October 1, 2005 to March 31, 2006.
Earn free room nights and airfare by exceeding
your purchases from the same period a year ago.
Exceed them by.
$15,000 = One room night and tax
$30,000 = Three room nights and tax
$50,000 = Roundtrip coach airfare for two to
Las Vegas
$80,000 = Airfare for two and three nights room
and tax
We will provide you with monthly updates beginning
in November so that you will know exactly where
you stand. No tents or camels needed!
2006 Battery Alliance Open
Angel
Park Golf Course will play host to our 2006
golf tournament. We have scheduled a 1:00 p.m.
shotgun start for Friday afternoon. Our tournament
will be held on the Arnold Palmer and Ed Seay
designed Mountain Course. Trophies will be awarded
for first, second, third, along with and the
highly contested last place slot. Longest drive
and closest to the pin trophies will also be
awarded. Low handicappers, duffers and beginners
alike are welcome to participate.
2006 Battery Alliance Member Conference Proudly
Announces Carrot Top
That’s
right folks, Carrot Top will perform his zany
antics in a show exclusively for the Battery
Alliance Conference attendees! Carrot Top totes
around six trunks full of odd inventions - including
high heels with training wheels, airline peanut
bags with pictures of missing luggage on the
back (like the milk cartons featuring missing
children) and paper cup and string telephones
with a third cup for call waiting - proudly
displaying them to his audiences and snickering
at his own jokes.
He even uses his hair as a prop, using two
barrettes to show off his spooky resemblance
to the girl in the Wendy's logo. The fact that
anyone doesn't know Carrot Top as a comic is
unbelievable, considering his countless awards
and the popularity of his "1-800-CALL-ATT"
commercials. He has been named "Comedian
of the Year," "Best Male Stand-Up
Comedian" and "Entertainer of the
Year" through various readers' polls and
comedy associations. He has described himself
as a mix of George Carlin, Steven Wright . and
Gallagher. Whatever he is, he's all Carrot Top!
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